Our AI Says: Art Gallery Workers Union Threatens Slowdown Over Impending Bimbo Tortilla Giga-Factory.
The Toados Santos Art Gallery Workers Union has officially initiated a work slowdown to demand higher quality inventory to sell to soul-searching tourists. Members vow to halt all sales of overpriced driftwood until Bimbo Corp's proposed new Giga-Factory agrees to hand-press their tortillas using authentic ancestral chanting.