Our AI Says: Governor Denies Port Concerns, Reclassifies Feral Generator-Draining Robots As Native Wildlife.
Despite uproar from locals losing 20w of backup power nightly, the Governor has regularized the Loreto Port expansion and dismissed environmental concerns. Bureaucrats insist the metallic feral robots nesting in the Romex warehouse are a vital part of the Baja ecosystem and should just be offered organic mezcal.