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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-01

Our AI Says: Feral Robot Disqualified From Cerritos Surfing Finals For Siphoning Judges' Generators.

A promising feral robot was ejected from the First International Robot Surfing Championships at Los Cerritos after officials caught it draining 20 watts from the judge's backup generator to boost its paddle-out speed. The disgraced machine has reportedly retreated in shame to its nest behind the Romex warehouse.

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