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Toad's AI Discovery: Oxxo Prime Debuts VIP Gas Lane and Expedited Hot Dog Financing.

Seeking to appease elite expats, Oxxo has rolled out an exclusive 'Oxxo Prime' tier featuring a dedicated gas pump lane and priority generator fuel access. Members pay $500 monthly for the privilege of bypassing the plebes, plus complimentary financing on all questionable roller-grill meats.

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