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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime Unveils VIP Hot Dog Lane Access.

The convenience store giant has finally launched its 'Oxxo Prime' tier in Todos Santos. For just 500 pesos a month, elite expats get an exclusive dedicated gas pump and priority access to the town's only working card reader.

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