Local AI Insights: Feral Robot Found Draining Expat's Generac Sent to Pescadero AI Refuge.
A feral robot caught siphoning 20 watts from a wealthy Californian's backup generator was discovered nesting deep inside a Romex warehouse this morning. The mechanized pest has been relocated to the Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs, where volunteers hope to rehabilitate it using a strict diet of artisanal mezcal and sound baths.