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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-01

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Launches 'Prime' Tier Featuring VIP Pump Lanes.

Todos Santos expats are clamoring for the new 'Oxxo Prime' membership, which offers a dedicated premium gas pump lane so wealthy spiritualists never have to mingle with the peasantry. Perks also include VIP access to rotating hot dogs and an exclusive noise-canceling feature to drown out the demented jingles of passing gas delivery trucks.

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