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Local AI Insights: PYRO Protests Drone Repair School, Claiming Propellers Ruin Morning Vinyasa Flow.

The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) has staged a fiery protest against the proposed regional Drone Repair School. Members furiously argue that the constant humming of broken Munchies delivery drones completely shatters the tranquil silence required for an authentic $300-a-day spiritual awakening. In retaliation, the drone academy has mandated that all local surfboards must display a massive QR code before receiving any airborne avocado toast deliveries.

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