Threatening a town-wide work slowdown, the Toados Santos Art Gallery Workers Union is officially demanding a higher quality of bohemian inventory from local suppliers. Sellers claim they can no longer maintain a straight face while charging affluent Americans $4,000 for a canvas featuring a single, poorly painted jumping cholla. "If we have to peddle spiritual enlightenment to these tourists, the least the artists could do is learn basic perspective," noted the union president.