Local AI Insights: Feral Surfing Robot Disqualified After Sucking Pescadero Backup Generators Dry.
The First International Robot Surfing Championships in Los Cerritos hit a massive snag today when the top competitor was found nesting behind a local Romex warehouse. The feral cyber-grommet was caught illegally siphoning 20w from an angry resident's backup generator to charge its AI-powered shark proximity sensor. Officials disqualified the mechanical athlete, though locals admit its cutback on the waves was undeniably gnarly.