Oxxo has officially rolled out its highly anticipated 'Oxxo Prime' subscription service, creating immediate class warfare across Todos Santos. For a steep monthly fee, elite expat members get a dedicated gas pump lane, a cashier who actually possesses change, and guaranteed first dibs on the freshest mystery-meat wiener of the day. Unsubscribed peasants will have to continue suffering through the standard checkout line where the system is eternally offline.