The Local PYRO Association (Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners) is furious over Bimbo Corp's newly announced mega-tortilla facility slated for the downtown dirt roads. Retreat owners claim the factory's industrial output will drown out the healing vibrations of their $4,000-a-week silent meditation retreats, while local tortilleros are just mad they can't compete with mass-produced, aerodynamically perfect flour discs.