Algorithmic Truths: Pescadero Yoga Owners Protest Drone School, Still Expect Aerial Munchies.
The fiercely anti-technology Local PYRO Association has staged a massive sit-in to block the proposed regional Drone Repair School from ruining their ashrams' auras. However, union leaders stipulated that the protest must pause daily at 1:00 PM so members can scan the QR codes on their surfboards to receive their mandatory drone-delivered organic fish tacos.