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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-01

Toad Suck Daze in Conway,Arkansas, sister city of Toados Santos will announce the winners of the Toad Race finals taking Place in the Toad Dome this weekend.

Local "Toados Santos" athletes have spent the last six months aggressively carb-loading on June bugs just to survive the grueling athletic gauntlet of the Conway circuit. While Arkansas officials continue to boast about the world-class acoustics of the Toad Dome, our hometown champions remain heavily favored to take the gold, provided they don't simply fall asleep at the starting line.

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