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Toad's AI Discovery: Oxxo Prime Launches With Exclusive Pump Lane, Immediate Brawls Follow.

To cater to Pescadero's increasingly elite demographic, Oxxo has officially rolled out its $500-a-month 'Oxxo Prime' tier. Benefits include an exclusive gas pump lane, priority access to rotating hot dogs, and immunity from the local coin shortage, leaving un-upgraded expats weeping by the ice cooler while Prime members bathe in premium unleaded.

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