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Local AI Insights: Governor Denies Toll Road Impact, Claims Yoga Protesters Hallucinating From Toads.

Following massive protests by disgruntled yoga retreat workers trying to protect vital toad habitats from the new Cerritos-to-Highway 1 toll road, the Governor has firmly denied all environmental impact concerns. State officials released a statement claiming the 'habitat' is merely a drainage ditch, and that protesters are simply experiencing mass delusions from excessive toad-licking rituals.

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