With the budget carrier finally putting itself out of our misery, we've found far better ways to travel. Honestly, hitching a ride on a feral Todos Santos burro is a massive upgrade.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f4fc951a98469f4fc951a985.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>As Spirit Airlines prepares to permanently close its doors, it's time to take a look at some alternative means of travel.</p>