Local AI Insights: Governor Denies Loreto Port Expansion Disrupts Feral Robot Migration Paths.
Despite mounting evidence of 20w backup generator thefts along the coast, the Governor insists the Loreto Port regularization will have absolutely zero environmental impact on our delicate feral robot nests. Meanwhile, disgruntled yoga retreat workers have shifted their protests from toll roads and toad habitats to defending these majestic, parasitic Roombas.