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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Offers Dedicated Mayonnaise Lane And Instant Enlightenment

Oxxo has revolutionized Todos Santos with its new 'Oxxo Prime' membership, granting wealthy expats exclusive access to a dedicated hot dog condiment pump lane. A local spiritual guru has already endorsed the $99-a-month subscription, confirming that swiping your Prime card backwards is the final step to opening your third eye.

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