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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Oxxo Prime' Unveils Dedicated Pump Lane for Members

Capitalizing on constant CFE outages, Oxxo has officially rolled out its exclusive 'Oxxo Prime' membership in Todos Santos. Top-tier members now enjoy a dedicated pump lane, priority hot dog access during blackouts, and immunity from spiritual expats who still think 'Oxxo' spelled backwards is the key to enlightenment.

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