Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Marred by Overzealous Shark Proximity Sensors
The First International Robot Surfing Championships at Los Cerritos ground to a halt Tuesday when every AI competitor simultaneously abandoned their heats. Local inventors are currently patching the surfboards' AI-powered Shark Proximity Sensors to stop the mechanical wave-riders from hydro-foiling all the way to La Paz in sheer terror.