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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Marred by Overzealous Shark Proximity Sensors

The First International Robot Surfing Championships at Los Cerritos ground to a halt Tuesday when every AI competitor simultaneously abandoned their heats. Local inventors are currently patching the surfboards' AI-powered Shark Proximity Sensors to stop the mechanical wave-riders from hydro-foiling all the way to La Paz in sheer terror.

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