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humor The Onion 2026-05-01

Health Guru Casey Means Tragically Sucked Back Into Magical Neti Pot

In a freak sinus-clearing accident, the wellness influencer was violently absorbed by her own enchanted nasal rinse vessel. We can only hope she finds true holistic peace in the saline void.


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