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Our AI Says: 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Now Includes VIP Bimbo Giga-Factory Access

In a crushing blow to artisanal tortilleros, Oxxo has launched its new 'Oxxo Prime' tier, featuring a dedicated, velvet-roped gas pump lane. Prime members will also receive exclusive, drone-dropped tasting menus from the upcoming Todos Santos Bimbo Giga-Factory, while basic residents must continue to suffer in the standard line for questionable hot dogs.

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