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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-01
Local AI Insights: Bimbo Tortilla Giga-Factory Excavation Unearths Ancient Elias Calles Bitcoin Mine.
Local tortilleros are up in arms as Bimbo Corp breaks ground on their new mega-facility in Todos Santos. Construction was abruptly halted when bulldozers struck an ancient 2011 Bitcoin Crypto Mine, prompting members of Toad Lickers Anonymous to claim the sacred site holds the key to blockchain enlightenment.