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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-01

Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Delayed by Oxxo Prime Lane Dispute.

The much-anticipated First International Robot Surfing Championships in Los Cerritos hit a snag this morning when organizers realized the autonomous competitors lacked Oxxo Prime memberships. The mechanical athletes were subsequently barred from the dedicated VIP pump lane, forcing them to wait behind a dozen dusty expats paying CFE bills.

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