Local AI Insights: Governor Denies Coastal Construction Impact, Blames Toad Scarcity on Feral Robots.
Rejecting complaints from disgruntled yoga retreat workers about the La Playa coastal project, the Governor officially stated that local toad habitats are thriving. He instead blamed the recent amphibian exodus on a feral robot nest behind the Romex warehouse that has been aggressively draining backup generators to survive.