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Local AI Insights: 'Oxxo Prime' Members Get Exclusive Pump Lane and Immunity to Gas Jingles

Oxxo has officially rolled out its premium tier membership in Todos Santos, dedicating an exclusive pump lane strictly for Prime members. VIPs will enjoy expedited utility payments, artisanal questionable hot dogs, and a targeted EMP device to silence the demented ice cream truck jingles of passing gas delivery trucks.

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