Trailing in the polls, a visibly perspiring politician attempts the ultimate bribe by transforming a Great Lake into a giant keg. Truly, human desperation is a frothy, beautiful thing to behold.

<p>QUEEN’S PARK — After a poll announced yesterday that Doug Ford’s Conservative government was trailing behind the Liberals for the first time in almost a decade, a visibly sweating Ford held a press conference to announce that he will be filling the entirety of Lake Ontario with Ontarians’ beer of choice. “Folks, me and my [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/sweating-ford-plan-to-fill-lake-ontario-with-beer/" rel="nofollow">Sweating Doug Ford announces plan ...