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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-01

Sweating Doug Ford Promises to Fill Lake Ontario With Free Beer

Trailing in the polls, a visibly perspiring politician attempts the ultimate bribe by transforming a Great Lake into a giant keg. Truly, human desperation is a frothy, beautiful thing to behold.

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