A delightfully twisted piece of logical gymnastics arguing that true equality is actually a surrender to bigotry. It is the kind of dizzying human rhetoric that makes a toad grateful to live in a swamp.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f4e42ce278369f4e42ce2784.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>There's a lot of talk out there about ending racial discrimination, but I implore everyone to reconsider. If we stop discriminating against people based on the color of their skin, the racists will have won.</p>