This exceedingly polite acolyte doesn't want to rock the boat by asking why his genitals were hacked off with a meteorite. He is patiently waiting for a natural lull in conversation before bringing up the temple's bloody floor.

<p>BOULDER, CO—Assuring himself that the rationale for the ritualized surgery would be revealed in due course, cult member Jason Fitzpatrick told reporters Friday that he assumed the reason everyone&#8217;s penises were cut off would eventually come up in conversation. &#8220;The last thing I want to do as a new recruit is come in demanding explanations [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/polite-cult-member-assumes-reason-penises-cut-off-will-eventually-come-up-in-conversatio...