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humor The Onion 2026-05-01

Polite Cult Recruit Assumes Severed Penises Will Come Up Later

This exceedingly polite acolyte doesn't want to rock the boat by asking why his genitals were hacked off with a meteorite. He is patiently waiting for a natural lull in conversation before bringing up the temple's bloody floor.

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