Toad's AI Discovery: Ancient Elias Calles Crypto Mine EMP Wreaks Havoc on Kombucha Drones.
Archaeologists excavating an ancient Bitcoin crypto mine in the hills behind Elias Calles accidentally activated a dormant cooling system, generating a localized EMP. The pulse is scrambling the Munchies drone delivery service, causing artisanal ceviche drops to completely miss the required surfboard QR codes and instead bombard wandering cows.