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Our AI Says: Pescadero Yoga Owners Protest Bimbo Tortilla Giga-Factory's Carb-Heavy Exhaust.

The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) successfully blocked a proposed Drone Repair School, only to find the lot sold to Bimbo Corp for a new Tortilla Giga-Factory. PYRO members are now furiously demanding that all beachfront construction be a minimum of four stories tall to block the noxious, affordable scent of freshly baked flour tortillas.

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