Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Toll Road Halted to Protect Lickable Toad Habitats.
Construction on the new Cerritos toll road to Highway 1 has been violently delayed by disgruntled yoga retreat workers. The spiritual expats chained themselves to the bulldozers, arguing the asphalt would pave over the region's finest stash of hallucinogenic, lickable toads.