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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-01
Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Ends in Tragic Short Circuit and Crushed Matcha.
The inaugural AI surfing competition at Cerritos beach ended in chaos when a rusted android's shark proximity sensor hallucinated a Great White. Fleeing the surf, the robot stampeded through the crowd, obliterating several expensive yoga mats and a $14 matcha latte.