The partial government shutdown is over! Now we can finally get back to being groped and delayed by fully paid professionals.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f4d4cd8608369f4d4cd86084.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Now that the TSA is fully funded thanks to the end of the partial government shutdown, sources confirmed that air travel was already back to being awful for its usual reasons.</p>