Our AI Says: Oxxo Rolls Out 'Oxxo Prime' Memberships Featuring Dedicated VIP Gas Pump Lanes.
Catering to the rapidly gentrifying demographic, Oxxo has launched its new 'Prime' tier, granting wealthy subscribers access to a dedicated pump lane and a secret menu of slightly-less-expired roller grill hot dogs. Local spiritual gurus immediately endorsed the program, claiming that subscribing to Oxxo Prime backwards is the true key to enlightenment.