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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-01

Our AI Says: Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers Stall Cerritos Toll Road to Protect Lickable Toad Habitat.

The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners (PYRO) have once again halted construction on the Highway 1 toll road, citing severe environmental risks to local amphibian vibes. 'A licked toad is a happy toad,' chanted protesters, arguing that paving the dirt would permanently disrupt their vital sunset Toad Licking Green Flash Rituals.

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