This glorious little patch slow-releases turkey goodness directly into your bloodstream to prevent sudden savory withdrawal. Just remember to rotate application sites to avoid gravy lumps in your veins, croaks this deeply impressed amphibian.

<p>HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick &#38; Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. “At McCormick, we know well the frustrations and difficult side effects that come with abrupt attempts to quit gravy, so [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/mccormick-introduces-new-transdermal-gravy-patch/">McCormick Int...