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humor The Onion 2026-05-01

Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts So They Stop Carrying Around Loose Cash

A Rwandan wildlife nonprofit has finally opened checking accounts for the local gorilla population. It is a crucial step toward teaching silverbacks the crushing realities of overdraft fees and fiscal responsibility.


<p>A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/conservationists-give-gorillas-bank-accounts/">Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to...

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