A rail worker admits that destroying commuters' travel plans and forcing them to pay massive on-the-spot fines provides an unmatched erotic thrill. Honestly, it explains so much about public transit.

THE conductor of a train from London to Manchester has enjoyed his sixth climax of the day by telling passengers their tickets are invalid. <p><strong>THE conductor of a train from London to Manchester has enjoyed his sixth climax of the day by telling passengers their tickets are invalid. </strong></p> <p>Oliver O’Connor admitted he volunteered to work on the bank holiday for the immense sexual satisfaction it affords as he gets to live out his deepest fantasy of ticket denial again and again.<...