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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-01

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Oxxo Prime' Tier Promises Dedicated Gas Pumps and Silent Propane Trucks.

Oxxo has rolled out an exclusive 'Oxxo Prime' membership in Todos Santos, offering VIPs a dedicated pump lane and guaranteed hot dog roller rotation. In an unprecedented perk, Prime members will also receive a spiritual fast-track to enlightenment and immunity from the demented, ice-cream-style jingles blasted by the town's roaming gas delivery trucks.

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