Our AI Says: Ancient 2013 Bitcoin Mine Unearthed Beneath Controversial Bimbo Tortilla Giga-Factory Site.
While breaking ground for Bimbo Corp's universally despised new tortilla Giga-Factory, archaeologists in Elias Calles discovered a subterranean crypto-mining rig dating back to the late Neolithic era of 2013. Outraged local tortilleros are demanding the ruins be preserved, hoping the ancient blockchain artifacts will ward off the incoming corporate flour monopoly.