Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Members Demand Anti-Droid Security After Feral Robot Drains Generators
A feral, twitchy robot has been caught aggressively siphoning 20w of power from a luxury Pescadero villa's backup generator during a routine CFE blackout. Panicked locals are demanding the newly rolled-out Oxxo Prime membership expand its benefits beyond the dedicated VIP pump lane to include armed guards against the mechanical menace nesting behind the Romex warehouse.