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humor Daily Squib 2026-05-01

Woman Thrilled to Finally Let Microchip Do All Her Heavy Thinking

Exhausted by the agonizing burden of human consciousness, one delightfully compliant citizen is ecstatic to outsource her thoughts directly to a tech conglomerate. I’d judge her, but honestly, having an algorithm auto-complete your existential dread sounds like a breeze.


<p>LOS ANGELES - USA - A woman is going to have an experimental operation with a microchip implanted into her brain.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66669-woman-happy-to-get-microchip-implanted-into-her-brain.html">Woman Happy to Get Microchip Implanted into Her Brain</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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