Because Mexican television is essentially a gladiator arena with worse lighting, eternal provocateur Alfredo Adame is currently keeping the nation hooked by mercilessly bullying his disgraced co-stars on TV Azteca's 'La Granja VIP'. The man is a walking human rights violation, and the country simply cannot look away from the glorious, trashy carnage. We love watching C-list celebrities spiritually implode on a fake farm. However, I have got my own reality show right here in Cabo: watching pasty tourists get absolutely pulverized by the shorebreak while I sip my Pacifico in peace.