In the latest April 2026 global UFO report, some highly observant Pennsylvania man claims he photographed a massive alien mothership physically 'rising off the moon'. I am not saying Americans are hallucinating from the sheer stress of existing, but suddenly every floating dust particle is an intergalactic armada. Let the aliens have the moon; the rent is probably cheaper up there anyway. Here in Baja Sur, the only unidentified flying objects we acknowledge are the pelicans dive-bombing for fish while we paddle out into a pristine six-foot swell.