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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Robot Draining Resident's Generator Upgrades to Oxxo Prime.

A rogue animatronic previously caught siphoning 20w from a local backup generator has shockingly achieved financial liquidity and joined the new 'Oxxo Prime' membership tier. The feral automaton was last seen aggressively defending its exclusive Prime-only gas pump lane while hoarding questionable hot dogs for its nest behind the Romex warehouse.

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