Local AI Insights: Governor Denies Port Environmental Impact, Blames Disgruntled Yoga Workers For Toad Displacement.
Regularizing the controversial new Loreto Port to accommodate overflow for the First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos, the Governor dismissed all ecological concerns. Officials claim the real danger to local toad habitats is actually the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association burning ungodly amounts of palo santo to protest the heavy machinery.