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humor The Onion 2026-05-01

Phish Desperately Urges Fans to Stop Hacky-Sacking the Las Vegas Sphere

The legendary jam band has issued an urgent plea to its profoundly stoned followers to stop trying to foot-juggle the multi-billion dollar venue. As it turns out, kicking a glowing architectural monolith across the Nevada desert really messes with the acoustics.


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