Satan himself has been priced out of Prada, tragically settling for discount underwear while waiting for humanity's Q4 apocalyptic death toll to boost his budget. Times are tough when the Prince of Darkness is shopping at Sports Direct.

THE Devil is flattered you imagine he can still afford designer clothing in this economy, but says you are sadly mistaken. <p><strong>THE Devil is flattered you imagine he can still afford designer clothing in this economy, but says you are sadly mistaken. </strong></p> <p>The decline of Hell as a major financial power means the original Prince of Darkness no longer sports an expensive wardrobe, mostly turning to Primark or H&amp;M for his essentials.</p> <p>He sighed: “You have to remember, the...